If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
What women should do.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
Girls send each other secret signals.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
I’d destroy that.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
The Great One would do that.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
I care about volleyball chycks.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.