If you call this living, then yes.
It’s not that bad. I’m not getting divorce raped so I got that going for me.
I am surrounded by hot babes coming back for college and have no time to approach them because . . . reasons. And adventures.
I got stories. I just don’t have time to tell the stories yet.
This week is gonna be sketchy for the posting but I’m gonna try (there is no try, there is do or do not) to get a podcast recorded this week and fill you in on the blow-ups of TGO’s life.
I have however been listening to The Dick Show, T.J. Martinell and The God Damn Bacon. So I got that going for me.
And the Supergirl shrine has been restored. Everything else to total chaos.
Here’s something to help you get thru Monday. You’re welcome.
They aren’t teachers but they are threesum worthy.
Age of consent should be when you are this hot.
You guessed it. We need more chycks in bikinis.
I masturbate to volleyball chycks. But I’m not trying to “save Western Civilization”.
Volleyball chycks don’t need to make up looking hot. They are.
Someone call that phone and make it vibrate.
The Great One would triple down on that. Three times.
Volleyball chycks are sexy. But volleyball is not a job.
All your volleyball chycks are belong to us.
I’d rather see that raking my lawn. And you kids stay off my lawn.
I’d like to smoke a Churchill.
Millennial boys will never figure out how to open that.
She’s in the right position to dominate the market.
The finger of blame. You dare not point it at single mothers.
Questions for men. Would you hit that?
Trad Thot or not, still hot.
A volleyball chyck this hot don’t work for free. She knows better.
Hot as fuck but still has nothing to choose from when it comes to men.
One inclusive hot volleyball chyck.
This may surprise you but I’d hit that.
Dear E. Jean; Nice view from down here. TGO
Volleyball chycks are a thing. Who knew?
The interwebz don’t make you smart but volleyball chycks make me happy.
Volleyball chycks work much harder than Peter Singer ever will.
She’s not Russian but I’m willing to sacrifice for my country and bang her anyhow.
I don’t care how she would do on the test. She can tie her own shoe and is thus smarter than the average statist.
Which one is the baby of sugar?
Speaking of things I’d like to invade . . .
Fuck fairy tales. Volleyball chycks are in it to win it.
Not fat. No tattoos. No hairy armpits. Probably has a boyfriend.
Blonde white girls. The standard by which all women are measured.
I think I’ve identified the solution.
Speaking of things I’d like to climb…
What girls look like when they are not femistatists.
Coming soon to Fort Collins: A law against volleyball chycks.
I’ll take that over a sex doll. Maybe it’s just me though.
Never give up chycks. Contain them.
I’d destroy that.
The Great One would do that.
Volleyball chycks. Yummy.
What women should do.
Way hotter than Kelsey Big Ham.
Girls send each other secret signals.
The first thing I check is the amount of hair on her upper lip.
She needs to get that ass into my face so I can eat that pie.
She was not in the bathtub with TGO. But she should have been.
Left-wing statist hate me for posting this photo. If it were a photo of a 12 year old boy and I was homosexual I would be praised for my bravery.
The only kind of tight end women should be concerned with.
More men than women use Twitter and hot volleyball chycks don’t give a squat.
TGO observes a nice view from down here.
Being a volleyball chyck is hot but it’s not a job.
Sometimes volleyball chycks are hawt.
You wouldn’t have to force me to buy this.
Two reasons to vote volleyball chycks.
Younger and thinner. Dangerous.
Dear Canada; Thank you for sending us your volleyball chycks.
Four reasons to vote for volleyball chycks.
I’d put a bumper sticker on that.
She can kick my ass at chess any day.
The CLS is not opposed to volleyball chycks.
The Great One does not need a corporation to help him find volleyball chycks.
I care about volleyball chycks.
This is what men desire. Not wall-hitters.
A femistatist may be right sometimes – but she will never be this adorable.